What it lacks in visual style (it's your basic point-and-shoot tape), production values (the cameraman's shadow can be seen throughout) and ambience (it's set in a generic, cream-carpeted suburban abode), Smother Variety makes up for with its star.

Stacy Burke is a tanned, curvaceous, busty blond Goddess who smothers some lucky dweeb throughout the tape with her tits, crotch, feet and entire upper body while sporting a variety of sexy outfits, including denim cutoffs, a bust-revealing dress and glistening PVC pants.

And what red-blooded, heterosexual submissive male customer of yours wouldn't relish watching that treatment with cock in hand?