The men in Brazil are just so fucking gorgeous to begin with, it's no wonder they make the world's hottest representatives of the third gender. Cock sizes listed on the box as belonging to the trannies on the tape must have been arrived at using new math or, perhaps, the metric system; regardless, the novel marketing ploy is a setup for potential consumer disappointment.

This crying game relies on the kitschy "surprise" reveal and the bounty of its stars' feminine traits rather than their virility. First up Natasha Dumond, for instance, is a beautiful birl who just can't get it hard; juicy stud Juliano's got enough meat to go around in all scenes, however. Yes, condom usage; yes, a golden girl and boy and something-in-between go at it, gracefully, in every scene. XXY Danyele sports a pretty decent boner in the last segment, and does some damage with it - but no pop.