When a company resorts to quoting Wikipedia for their ad copy, you know you're in trouble. Silvia Saint may be renowned for her "versatility" and the racial diversity of her co-stars, but she looks equally bored with women of all shapes and colors.

Silvia only seems to perk up while enthusiastically giving head to Mr. Marcus in a pair of unrelated scenes. The other six are textbook displays of women being directed by men who know nothing about lesbian sex. If Saint has any appreciation for the female form, it certainly doesn't show here.

Retailing: Silvia Saint fans will forgive her languid scenes.