Beware porn stars delivering pizza – especially to other porn stars when the recipient hasn't got the money to pay for it. DVSX's Sick Girls Need Sick Boys 2 (dubbed "Conversion to the Sin Side") begs the prude to look away, for it sets up six scenes of variable hardcore sex through its more-than-two-hours? time.

Cheyne Collins plays the worker in the aforesaid scenario, as Naomi can't produce the funds for her food. The pepperoni's on him, but the popperoni's on her! Instead of getting fired in part two, Reno gets to fuck Roxi Devill before Gianna Lynn turns the weight-benches on Christian and kills him with a 25-pound plate. A lesbian fourway ushers Hailey Young's induction, and crucified Sunny Lane gets a passenger for her carpool in priest Nick Manning. Hey, at least she's not an eight-year-old boy!

Retailing: Sell to sick girls who need sick boys (and vice-versa).