Another case of the cup being half empty (or half full) as gigantic close-ups, anal breachings and full-on facials compensate for the low-chemistry, factory grind-house atmosphere. Every scene is a predictable one-on-one. Director Karch’s self-penned and decidedly lowbrow script (about a porno talk show hosted by Mitchell and Jeremy) wallows in clichés and keeps breaking up the action. But a few scenes are keepers:

Sleeping Dakota wakes up to a backdoor burglary by way of Tyce Bune’s anal invasion, and Steve Hatcher teaches a few gymnastic moves to Dru Berrymore, who also happens to be the only babe in the vid without an overbearing tit job. Here, the moans sound authentic and the performers are into their work.