A humorous tongue-in-cheek script by Teri Diver saves the day for this sexual Olympic parody.  Complete with fake sex ads from porn stars as commercials, this pseudo TV coverage - complete with commentators and on-the-scene reporting of such events as the French Team's domination of Cunnilingus - strives to poke (fun!) at specific nations and their expected accents and abilities.

The actual sex events are fine once they appear, but the lead-ins tend to have more interest.  Wayne Summers, as a burnt-out recipient in the blow job event, really fits the part of originating from the American "Valley."  The gals do admirable jobs in the oral, anal and freestyle events.  Overall, they might have started with the gold in mind, but instead settled for the bronze.