Oh, for you incurable diehard romantics out there who insist that your sun trine your rising moon in the fourth house of Capricorn before you go to the can, have we got a feature for you!

Krista Lane, who is indubitably the best and most consistent sex actress in the industry today, plays an office love junkie who plots her life by the stars to the consternation (or is it constellation) of her roomie, Nikki Knights. Lane is nutso with the astro stuff. Likewise, co-worker Robert Bullock who plays the zodiac charts like bookies the tout sheets at Belmont.

Amidst interoffice philandering and the incessant talk about the boss' (Henri Pachard) upcoming soiree, you kind of figure Lane and Bullock are matches made on the cusp. Putting that inevitable foray aside, check out the, when the boss is away the dildos will play, romp between Sharon Kane and exciting newcomer Alicia Monet.

Jon Martin continues his ongoing role as the all-wise, all-knowing sex confidante, buddy-in-residence who tries to smooth out Bullock's crude sexual approaches to women. Pachard reads his lines like a tobacco auctioneer. Small wonder his wife (Ona Zee) spreads it for Bullock in the swimming pool (an idea she apparently got from watching Miami Spice).

Sextrology crackles with some good old fashioned sex and a warning to Lane to keep her pert nose out of the "horrorscopes."