What can you say about a man who has greek columns supporting his office desk?

Elegance defines this spiffy little yarn that situates another couple in one of those existential spousal relationships. Plagued with the six-year itch, ad exec Mark Davis as "Jack Ryan" (Tom Clancy, hello) has his scratched in an extramarital affair with Christy Canyon.

A fantasy fuck (side-saddle anal) between Vince Vouyer and Channone at an outdoor cafe is superbly rendered, but the way the fog rolls in (courtesy the ubiquitous smoke machine) during the Canyon/Jill Kelly fantasy tryst, you'd think they were sharing bullpen space with the San Francisco Giants.

Share this vid with a loved one, and count the number of pregnant dramatic pauses. Beats the one just set by Mulholland Falls.