It's difficult to make robotic machine sex exciting, but technology can be a wonderful thing in the hands of the right masters. Unfortunately, this Homegrown series misses the mark straight off the bat with Jackie's opening scene riding a Sybian. She's perky enough, but sits down on the machine with no tease or foreplay — and doesn't move through nearly 10 minutes of loud whirring sounds, after which she delivers a clumsy blowjob to the cameraman. How her lack of energy or reaction is supposed to be exciting is beyond us.

Things pick up with bespectacled sexy nerd-girl Mikayla, who enjoys her turn on the Fuckhammer apparatus, and Leah Luv, whose scene has great lighting and close up camerawork. But interestingly enough, the best scene is with Mila and Lincoln, who completely abandon their still-pumping machine in favor of real human fucking. Most viewers will probably want to do the same.

Retailing: Sex-tech nerds might enjoy it, dullsville for the average viewer.