Unrelated to a similarly-titled 2006 mainstream film, Goddess Code

follows in its predecessor’s footsteps, overflowing with beautifully stylized sets, makeup, costumes and … thoroughly unremarkable sex.

Sorry. We know lots of effort went into the production, highly polished as it is, but this diamond is flawed.

Each theme-oriented scene (i.e. Norse, Roman, Egyptian etc.) has worthwhile moments. The most heated threesome (Hunter/Haven/Sanders) features some decent booty-tapping; and Shay deep throats a pretty mean cock herself — just ask Davis and St. Croix — but the overall effect is that style overwhelms substance. Maybe it was the three-part harmony by Benedictine monks on the soundtrack, but we found it difficult to sustain our belief in goddesses.

Pre-noms: Best Videography.

Retailing: Big azz/interracial/anal.