Porsche is a ditzy society lady, being romanced and conned for her jewels by Cal Jammer. Cal detours to the kitchen to fuck the maid — a Spanish-spouting loony performance by Alicia Rio — while masked jewel thief Kris

Newz plays pussy burglar instead of cat burglar, fucking the drunken Porsche in a pallid opener. Porsche's daughter Nicole London rides boyfriend T.T. in a reverse cowgirl and sidesaddle anal scene that fizzles. Cal and yet another girlfriend, Teddi Austin, also contribute an anal scene, marked by washed-out lighting.

Unfortunately, it all goes nowhere. Cal Jammer sleepwalks through another performance. Porsche's mature sexual allure and fabulous legs can still carry a video; just not this one. It tries to do too much, and loses focus. Retailers might consider displaying the back of this box, which shows Alicia's beautiful ass.