Great locale, by-the-numbers sex, slipshod production values (the waterfall in scene four is louder than Farrah’s moaning) – and, oh yeah, a little truth in advertising problem as well.  Eight sex scenes?  Try five.

Bottom line?  The picturesque beaches of Oahu are far more memorable than the largely listless boffing that goes on there.  Retailers can find better places to vacation.