Despite the fresh faces, a stale premise and some uneven sex scenes wouldn't necessarily add up to three and a half A's - but the fact that Lily Thai's first hetero encounter unspools here is enough to make the vid noteworthy. Romero isn't exactly the most impressive cocksmith to stroll down a cuntry lane, but he gets her to squirt a huge stream of girly cum straight up at the camera (from the missionary position), so we're inclined to bump the rating.

Adding another positive spin to the mix, Crystal (another first-timer) reveals a huge, erect clit, which Matt Bixel slurps and diddles until her own form of ambrosia starts brewing down under. Sure glad we're not the ones who had to clean up after this mess! Her tango with Bixel is brief but effective, with a pop on her natural bosom to close it out.

Without such visual pyrotechnics to bolster the other scenes, they remain simple motel room quickies, which are far more charming than impassioned.