Almost as long as there has been pussy, the battle has raged between the innocent and the dirty. Such is the realm of exploration in School Girls Vs. Filthy Things. Who wins? You do, cock stroker!

From the opening sequence, a '70s highway flick paean, to the music, which sounds eerily like the Ramones, SGVFT is a pretty stylized piece of porn.

The sex is good, too, especially the scene featuring Cindy Crawford in a weird sort of dream sequence, slapping her own face with cock before taking it from behind and looking great in the process. Props, too, to Missy Monroe, who, as always, fucks like a champ.

Pre-nom for Best Music.

Retailing: Very good, highly stylized porn that lots of people will like.