Have your customers tired of the assembly line, gay-for-pay bimbos of the San Fernando Valley? Well, send them on a metaphorical trip up the 5 Freeway to Frisco to check out the action from the queerest place on earth. These girls are, by no stretch, eye-candy - think tattooed, crew-cut dykes and the femmes who love them - but the fact that the players are all genuinely into the sex that unfolds here more than makes up for their physical shortcomings.

The first scene stars Dean Randy - a dangerous dyke with a strap-on and a penchant for fucking the hell out of her girlfriend, April Fresh. The sex is very raw and very real, and sets the tone for the rest of the production. Other highlights include a gaggle of four clam-bumpers who get busy on a banquet table, and a couple of kooky broads in wigs and glitter, beeping and squeaking and pretending to be Martians. Weird and cool ... just like real lesbians!