This isn’t so much a porn vid as it is a video advertisement for every type of dildo ever manufactured, and their use. From inflatable dongs to realistics to translucent plastic knobbed, beaded wands to toy alligators to – well, you get the idea. No orifice goes unprobed, but pussies by far get the heaviest workout. The football theme is beside the point, and doesn’t really matter. Most of the time the camera focuses in extreme close-up on the pussy being plugged ad nauseum.