What a lucky-ass bastard, Erik Everhard ... by virtue of being his own producer/director, he gets the luxury of assigning himself the duty of fucking virtually any porn hottie he likes, and that's a privilege he does not fail to invoke. Only one of the gals in Sport Fucking 7, Taylor Tilden, is left completely in the hands of another cock-jockey, Everhard's buddy Toni Ribas. And aside from the closing four-way with Everhard, Ribas, Brittany Miller and Melissa Matthews, our helmsman keeps every other choad-gobbling minx here all to himself.

So yes, that means he's afforded the undoubtedly indescribable joys of ramming his penis for extensive lengths of time into both perennially underrated starlet Carmen McCarthy and magnificent Euro-specimen Cindy Hope. As if that wasn't enough, he also samples the mouths and vaginas of cute blondies Tristan Taylor and Jordan Sparx. And all of this goes down, as the title implies, with little to no pretense or context ... just pure fucking in a stark, downtown loft-like setting.

Hey, Erik Everhard may be a lucky-ass bastard, but at least he's kind enough to share his good fortune vicariously with the rest of us.