Cousin Stevie's all-girl bacchanals used to be sort of fun, but now the Party has turned ugly. No longer are the gals there to have big, happy munchfests and generally celebrate the pussy (this is supposed to be a pussy party … right?); nay, now it's more about cramming baseball bats, giant rubber phalluses, stiletto heels, pool balls and as many fingers as conceivable into the asshole.

Now that said, the solo performances are pretty enjoyable in a couple of instances here, namely those by Sammie Rhodes and Kami Andrews. This might be because - and here's a novel concept - they actually appear to be getting off, as opposed to feigning excitement over how much they can cram into their bums. Hey Stevie, we like the pussy - we aren't gonna be mad if you just keep it about that, 'k?

Retailing: Highlight Sammie Rhodes' appearance - she's promising.