When it comes to creating a tremendous ass-based boff flick, Van Styles is the man. He combines just enough story build-up (very little, and funny), with perfect wardrobe (very little, and funny) with top-notch talent (a lot of it, and hot). And, of course, all that delicate poop chute action.

Jada Fire and Ayana Angel play spandex-suited cops. These two unreal rear ends alone would be enough to satisfy any ass-hound's wildest dreams, and then there's the rest of the movie. Gee, who knew Katrina Kraven had such capabilities as a plumber? She does, cleaning the pipes of a trio of clogged gents.

Pre-nom: Best Anal Sex Scene.