While the theme of older and wiser Asian women deflowering virginal dudes has potential, this particular foray into that genre fails to hit paydirt, so to speak. None of the scenes are above the pedestrian fuck-and-suck variety, and the most attractive "dragon lady" looks like she's barely out of Ginza High.

Made-in-America porn memory Kimi Ji - whose voice is akin to the drone of a cicada - is tacked onto the front of this to provide an English-speaking veneer of legitimacy, but her intro makes the viewer relieved the rest of the video is in Japanese. On the plus side: No pixilated genitalia and real pop shots. Imagine that.