Puck, John T. Bone's porn parody of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer's Night Dream, is a classic example of when too much effort goes into ornate costumes, lavish locations and plot retelling, and not enough goes into the sex.

Ellen Padicha is caught between two suitors, one that she loves and one that her father wants her to marry. She must choose the mate her father prefers or be banished to a nunnery.

Our host, green pixie Puck (Michael Steele), leads us through this comedy of errors and is about as annoying as one can get, especially when having sex. However, Padicha is a fireball of sexual excitement, and her encounters in the forest are a turn-on. Her blindfolded fuck session against a tree is particularly sexy.

Kings and queens fuck and suck in front of castles and by babbling brooks, and things even get anal (a d.p. no less!), but the wigs, wings, fake beards and fig leaves prevent any of it from getting too sexy.

Besides Steele, only Pamela truly heats things up. Her two sex scenes, one in a barn and the other in the castle, are winners for sure.

Quality camera work and videography abound though, keeping this affair looking sharp and pristine.