Celebrity Presents Celebrity, a best-of package from VHP's Centerfold Celebrities series, is a series of 12 nicely shot vignettes featuring a virtual who's who of porn. Of the all-sex variety, these clips feature no plots and, oohs and ahhs notwithstanding, no dialogue.

No ridiculous three little sentence plotlines here. You know:

"Hi, my name is Jim. Have you seen my black dog around here."

"Well, gee, I'm Sally. I haven't seen your doggy, but I'd sure like to see your . . ."

Instead, each featurette opens with a nice soundtrack and a soft fade-in to a sex scene "already in progress." There's something for everybody: hetero sex, girl/girl, threesomes, etc. The highlights include another glimpse at the lovely, always-to-be-remembered Shauna Grant, and the grand finale—a raunchy light bondage scene with Nick Random and Tantala.