Can love and anal sex find happiness together? Penny Morgan's head is reeling-and a-rockin' like her lovely rear end over the prospect. She and her lover, Chris Reed have returned from a party. They are talking champaigne-dirty to each other, and take their act to the nearest bedroom, Morgan is feeling frisky and allows Reed a delivery in the rear. Must have been a good package, because next thing, she's proposing marriage — she wants "the white picket fence." Reed wants to get off at the next train stop.

Director Hal Freeman successfully blends a sweet little couples' soap opera with some splendid rauncho grande: Morgan relates her humping and dumping to all who are within rear shot. Everyone smiles and sympathizes then goes back to the business of bending over. Chanel, who sounds like a whiskey-voiced fraulein in a Helmut Dantine film, gets a couple of memorable shots in the chute, as does Penny's "mom" (Titian) whose getting it from her young buckeroo, Peter North.

Even veteran Lisa DeLeeuw gets it, but not for the first time as the package implies. (The intrepid AVN research team discovered an earlier rear collision in Pro Ball Cheerleaders.)Nonetheless, CFB7, from all camera angles and ports of exotica, delivers a real turn-on fanny fest. And yes, the lover's reunion makes the wait worthwhile.