Do you know what it's like to be a fat man, dragged into a Bavarian cream puff bakery and not be allowed to touch anything? I don't know, either. But I imagine it's something like watching this latest release from Playboy. Only here we're taunted and tantalized by the magnificent vision of at least 40 or more naked babes on beaches, water skis, hoked up movie sets and other call of the wet & wild serendipity. I'd like to personally strangle each and every member of the post production crew who are responsible for al those cute little visual effects that prevent a tried and true girl watcher from really enjoying ihs sport. The locales are breathtaking (as usual). The girls are beautiful (as usual). The editing -- quick, snappy and annoying (as usual). Thanks for nothing, guys. Stores, note this one.