Copped from John Waters – but only one tenth as funny – Hollywood and Hunter's salacious Ozzy and Harriet routine continues.

Today, the pornographic paternal figure's enjoyment of his new big screen TV is ruined by various sexual distractions, such as wifey making nicey with neighbor Kelly Wells (which leads into the inevitable anal threesome). What madcap hijinxs! What will they think of next?

Assume that it's more of the same, as various guest dicks and starlets ad-lib their way through incredulous scenarios that make "Leave it to Beaver" sound like the George Bernard Shaw of sitcom humor. Had they really left it to beaver and ditched the wacky shenanigans, perhaps the cast would've loosened up and fucked like they meant it.

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