Randy Spears plays an elderly curmudgeon who reviews adult tapes for a living. He swears at the screen, curses out the actors and fast-forwards through everything – just like us! His nurse (Tracy Winn) and doctor (Kim Kitaine) warn him that getting excited will kill him, but Randy brushes them off. But the strain of seeing Danielle Rogers do a solo on a couch is too much for him, and he croaks … and fins himself transported into the screen for a hot “final fling”.

But being dead is no bowl of cherries; his house is invades by ghostly lovers Randy West and Tanya Rivers, who deliver one of the most volcanic scenes in the video, made a bit more interesting by the beautiful Rivers’ glittery make-up. Meanwhile, Spears’ son (Tom Chapman) must spend a night in the house in order to inherit the reviewer’s vast fortune, and along the way, he gets to make it with both doctor and nurse. However, West’s ghostly antics make him bolt, while Spears and Rivers have this tape’s second steamiest encounter. Spears might give himself four stars for this coupling., but our estimate is a little lower. Still, the hot sex, excellent camerawork, scene dissolves worthy of the opening titles of a James Bond movie and the reasonably funny script make this well worth checking out. Great packaging features Rivers.