If there were an award for the single "most inane premise in the history of adult video" I'd cite Vol. 10, wherein Don Fernando, Hank Rose, pudgy Cyrina and an unknown black fellow lie on their backs and pretend to watch a laserium show in their cramped apartment! I laughed so hard that I nearly missed the ensuing four-way, a limp affair that deserved to be bypassed anyway.

There's an anal scene with two amateurs that requires mention only because the genre is popular; but the real disappointment is a terrific session between Randy West and a dark skinned little number called Lana Starr; irrevocably marred by a locked-down camera with zoom-frenzy.

You'll have better luck with Vol. 9, where Kelsey, a Victoria Paris lookalike, gets boned under nature's blue sky. Laurie Cameron keeps things wet and soapy in a tub full o' lesbians, and Don Fernando orders one from column A(ss) and one from column B(utt) with anal Asian Melanie.