Disappointingly, The Standells aren't on hand to do their 1966 hit tune, "Dirty Water," but this cat-fighting matchup has enough elaborate setup to more than make up for the difference.

Tina, a popular model in this series, is seen working on a garden and chain smoking cigarette butts like Mickey Spillane. This is to the consternation of (Penthouse Pet) Sammi who seems to share the same secondary smoke phobia as AVN publisher Paul Fishbein. A back and forth accent-trimmed yim-yammering ensues with Tina pushing Sammi (who looks to be wearing a diaphanous burial shroud) in a swimming pool.

Well addressed underwater photography captures this high-energy watery gavotte with Tina emerging victorious. A superior contribution to the catfighting genre.