The title doesn’t refer to my mother-in-law, but to a mild earthquake that hits L.A. while several couples are engaged in sex. I call it a mild earthquake because no buildings fall and no walls tumble. I guess this is not so much because it’s a mild quake, but more because special effects cost money.

It’s Kris Newz’ birthday, and Kiss gives him a present in the opener. Then Chrissy Ann takes it up the wazoo from Jerry Butler in his coffee shop, in a scene that has nothing to do with anything. Finally, the plot kicks in and the tremors start while Cal Jammer and T.T. Boy are in an elevator with Brigitte Aime, who tells us that disasters turn her on. She should be with me when I review adult videos.