The video's title is a good description of a thunderstruck viewer trying to make a connection between the dialogue, the plot and the sex. And it's pretty obvious by the abbreviated running time that at least one pairing didn't make it to the final edit. By process of elimination from the listed credits, one would also presume it may have involved Crystal Wilder and Gerry Pike who come aboard in one scene to do dialogue. One might also conclude from examining this mess that Passion's Prisoners is culled from extra scenes and refuse footage from the more comprehensible Mistresses To Sin.

Gas station attendant Nick East and his girlfriend Tammi Ann are taken prisoners by the gun-toting Jessie Eastern and his moll, Teri Diver. It's either Eastern or Diver who says at this point, "we gotta call Louis (Mike Horner). He'll know what's going on." Someone should have picked up on that suggestion, because at this point the plot becomes a nebular arrangement of names, crime families, unrelated incidents and mob talk with Steve Drake in hot pursuit from his living room easy chair.

It's a shame, in a way, that Passion's Prisoners develops into a muddle because Eastern appears to be giving an awards-nomination performance — if he only knew what video feature he was giving it in.

Eastern has a threeway with Teri and Tammi Ann, minus East. (For a prisoner, East gets cut an awful lot of slack to roam about.) Drake has a strange video ender with Rebecca Wild, in which he tries to recapitulate missing plot elements in their post-coital chatter.

You have to see this one to absolutely appreciate it.