In this poor man's version of Dirty Debs, the host is Jessie Eastern who exhibits all the energy of an ex-patient of Dr. Kevorkian. And if you don't think that "Hi, I'm Jessie Eastern and you're not" is amusing once, wait until you hear it five times.

Jessie first introduces Shelly Lyons, a blonde who looks like she'd rather be watching a C-SPAN marathon. Shelly does Jessie and then the cameraman, a chubby guy who should have stayed put. Then we meet Texas Millie, who gives us the impression that Jessie and the cameraman are numbers 11 and 12 on her "top Ten Screw List." Only Samantha, who says that she wrote to Jessie because she desperately wanted to get into the business, gives any hint that she has a pulse. But she gets stuck with Mr. Cameraman.

The last of these new-to-the-screen honeys is Kelli Butterball, er, buttercup, a blonde who is spared both Jessie and the cameraman,the reason being, she brings along her own version of Oliver Hardy in the form of Rex.

There are many better "First Time" videos out there and this is a series which can only go uphill in quality.