Life... is short. Though all the idle chit-chat in this release wont' actually extend your life, it will make it seem longer. Which is not to say that Dirty Dancers isn't arousing. Ignoring the vacuous verbal foreplay, there are a few gems of unfettered orgasmania underneath, particularly in a three-way sandwich as Asian dancer Blake (now Vivid girl Kobe Tai) is doggied by Zach Thomas from above while being eaten by Ari from below.

Toni and her boyfriend Shane practically overshadow Ari with their own set of tattoos and body piercings (that skull-in-the-scrotum is a nice touch) but together, this threesome really clicks... and it's not just the sound of nipple rings hitting clit clips!

More professional (or at least aggressive) videography and decent lighting would help this line immensely, but it's worthwhile as is.