Here we go again, sitting on the fencepost of objectivity; wondering whether or not to recommend a vid which features some knockout buttfucking routines. "Why the hesitation?" one might ask. Because, friends, fully half of the glorious bun-bashing is focused on the not-so-dainty puckerhole of the director himself.

Choosing to turn a blind eye to the latter, Anal Toy Story still manages to reveal in the traditional forms of hetero sex with sharp attention to details. The best scene is a truly international/interracial fuckfest with Suzy Suzuki, Mr. Marcus and Guy DiSilva. When east collides with west, Suzuki sheds her demure demeanor in favor of "meaner, and more!" Not content with a duo of black action up her Hershey Honda, she laps up their double load, proving an ancient Asian adage that big dick bespeaks more than good diction.

Candy Apples' sequence comes in a close second, as both Shaft and his female cohort core her apple with what tools nature (and Doc Johnson's) gave them.