Smiling natives and lilting island promos with seductive Bob Marley soundtracks aside, if you've ever felt the lure of Jamaica but weren't sure you could deal with the dreadlocks, see this two-volume edition before calling your travel agent. It'll ease your mind.

If nothing else, GM Video probably deserves a healthy cut of the Jamaican Chamber of Commerce budget for what they've assembled here. Here being a festival of naked flesh, ranging from beach activity to strange tribal rituals of scanty dance that would no doubt tax the outsider to comprehend but must have some deep esoteric meaning to the brotherhood of Hedonism vacationers.

Paraphrasing the immortal Bob Marley, let's get naked together and we'll feel alright.