Yes, the rumors are true: Raquel Lave gets Damien Michaels to take her anal cherry; Lydia does the Splitz for Hank Rose, who obligingly jams his tumescent thorn up her Hershey Highway; aesthetically challenged Jessica Candy offers her paunchy pelvis to Steve Stix. To say that the passionless poking and tinny sound here make for necrophile nookie would be to insult the dead. Pass.