Ah, the old "invite a handful of complete strangers to a party and see what happens" scenario!  What a pitiful shame to anchor the irrepressibly curvaceous 'n cute Kylie Ireland to such a sinking ship.

Aside from her slippery hot-tub fling with Channone, the vid wallows in a spate of mediocre couplings. No amount of champagne wishes and caviar dreams would revive this party pooper.