What a terrible title for such an appealing release! Tushie Teasers sounds much tamer than it actually is. The vid's main appeal, aside from the expected (and delivered) cornholing, is twofold: natural Euro-gals, in natural settings. Hardly knockouts but very much like the girl who sits next to you on the subway, these French tarts obviously enjoy taking a torpedo up the shitter, oftentimes one in each orifice. And facials? How do you think the éclair was invented?

They'll cotton to a penile butt plug in the woods, on the rooftop, while riding a ski lift, or in a moving train compartments. (Apparently, they must have anal motion detectors.) Your average raincoat viewer probably doesn't give a rat's ass about PAL to NTSC transfers, but we thought we'd mention it 'cause Tushie Teasers' duplication quality was slightly distracting.