Like wildebeest at a croc-infested river, women approach drinking cautiously. They know the dangers that await them if they drink recklessly. That's why it's important to make women feel safe while serving them buckets of alcohol.

Aside from having written Bartending for Dummies and publishing Bartender Magazine, Ray Foley has been a bartender for over 20 years. Needless to say, he's probably enjoyed his share of drunken debauchery. This book offers more than 250 recipes for female friendly drinks — all with fun and sexy X-rated names.

Classic concoctions like Sex on the Beach and the Screaming Orgasm share space with the more spirited Pink Twat and Limp Dick. If pouring drinks ain't your thing, take this book to the local watering hole and wait for those cautious girls to come to you.