Roughly 20,000 crazed men clog Lake Havasu on Labor Day to ogle bikini-clad girls, begging them to show some flesh as if not only their lives but the future of Planet Earth depended on it.  The girls oblige, of course, in exchange for bead necklaces à la Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

It's not all love and games in the water, as a fight breaks out between testosterone-pumped boys who look like they've never seen tits before.