Following a confusing, meandering, and ultimately pointless storyline revolving around a sex call-in show for Radio Joy, Big Tit Sex Therapists is anything but big titted.

All the sex is softcore, but for the sort of softcore "titillation" (a cruel pun, in this case) that only the most undiscerning adult customer would find acceptable. Except for Debee Ashby (the only performer given a credit in the beginning of the video), the boobs are fair, but nowhere near the dimensions those into kink would call big. Viewers will no doubt feel the twitch in their thumb to hit fast forward during the dialogue, but that feeling won't pass with the dismal sex scenes, either.

The musical addition of some post-punk, low-rent Siouxsie Sioux and a forgettable back-up band does not add to that oh-so-elusive concept in this video, production value.