Poor Wataru! He has amnesia. He has forgotten that he likes big breasts and has started seeing a flat-chested girl. Thank goodness there are two big-boobied slatterns to help him remember. One of them even dresses like a cow and demands to be "milked strongly."

And therein lies the charm of this cowgirl-in-the-sand tittie epic. The stilted syntax of the English subtitles is a hoot. As is the basic Japanese misunderstanding of American geography and regional mores.

It's all high style and melodrama, with fake animated breasts and peach-perfect vaginas.

Pre-Nom: Best Animated Series.

Retailing: Even animated cowgirls get the blues … so milk them!