Each scene is located in the same damn room on the same couch and filmed from the same angle. During the lead up chatting, the performers look like they’d rather be napping on said couch (which by this time will begin looking pretty comfy to viewers).

Fortunately, when clothes are shed, the vid perks up a bit, courtesy of Stacy Cash and Byron Long. Their encounter proves little except that industry players who’ve boned each other dozens of times can still maintain a smidgeon of interest; whereas the title overall clearly could not.

Retailing: Ethnic filler.