Denni O and three of her friends road test a variety of dildos, from your garden variety plastic prong to lethal projectiles that look like missiles launched by Iraqi insurgents. In addition to the elastic vaginas and hanging udders, there's squirting, snapping and barking pussies, and a crash course in Gynecology 101 as we peer deep into gaping caverns to examine a cervix or two.

This is more circus spectacle than erotic porn. The cast is nothing if not fearless. And there's no denying the fascination at watching them force objects into orifices not designed to accommodate them. But strokable? To the right market, perhaps.

Retailing: Strictly for large toy and sexual novelty fans.

-Jeff Kydd