This three-hour opus starts with a way-tight closeup of cutie Melody Waters, made up, coiffed, wearing earrings the size of drink coasters and sheepishly admitting she has never had sex on camera before.

Director B. Skow, ever the showman, saves her appearance in that initial sex scene for two-and-a-half hours. Well played, sir.

Prematurely cynical 19-year-old Chloe Star is okay with having sex on camera but says of her potential costar, "Hopefully, he has the goods and he's not ugly." When asked what "the goods" are, she pauses, then says, "Can't be small, and can't be too big. Has to be just right." This statement betrays her amateur status, because veteran performers can tell you their favored penis size to the millimeter. In the leisurely seduction that follows, Skow explores her body and her sexual history (she has named her vibrator for a skateboarder), getting her clothes off and her inhibitions down before she starts her scene with Mr. Pete, who follows the same slow-and-steady path, finger-fucking her to arousal before she drops to her knees and starts to gobble his dick. The scene unfolds in relative silence, punctuated by Pete's murmured encouragement until he blows into her open mouth. "There's a first time for everything," she observes with a grin.

Brassy just-18 Jersey blonde Sienna Splash says her parents think she's doing nude modeling in L.A.: "Bullshit!" She doesn't need to be slowly seduced, she's already there, with Michael Vegas the lucky beneficiary after she fucks herself hard with a vibe. She is enthusiastic and aggressive in the high-energy scene, playing to camera and vocalizing straight through to the facial climax. Abbie Anderson, also 18, says she was looking for a way out of her relationship with an ex-boyfriend, and here she is. There's a lot of nervous laughter and playfulness throughout the scene.

Brunette Kimmy Kay appears more mature than her 18 years and is bemused by the absurdity of having sex on camera, especially when Skow asks her to vibe herself to an orgasm. She plays well to camera and even throws in the occasional, "Oh fuck yeah." She's going to be worth watching if she sticks around.

Melody Waters is back for the finale. Shy, quiet, real-people attractive and just 18, she admits that she loves sex, and picks up her skirt to show her shaved pussy. She poses nude and masturbates, then improvs a scene with Tommy Pistol before they start the scene (im)proper. The look in her eyes when she gobbles Pistol's dick is the stuff wet dreams are made of, and her languorous reactions throughout the scene show it is possible to be cool and hot at the same time. She's also worth watching.

Gotta hand it to Skow. He knows how to go out with a bang.