I’ve felt for some time now that a few of my fellow reviewers had been doing a “half-assed” job critiquing many of these anal genre tapes.  To get to the seat of the matter, I thought I would try reviewing one myself, so here goes!

Well, let’s start at the bottom where everybody in this tape gets rear ended (and I’m not talking major pile-up on Interstate I-95 either).  The ultimate end here is to engage in any form of anal sex, but for now, let’s go back to the beginning – Jessica Wilde is involved in an auto accident where she gets “rear ended” on the way to her proctologist (where else?) by MarcWallace.  They both find their way to a near by household in search of a phone to call for help.  Once there, they are consoled by four horny friends who are only too eager to help… and also have anal sex with our poor victims.

It’s sometimes hard to distinguish which is better, the many buns in this tape or the great puns and set-up lines used to engage in anal sex.  Some are so corny, that they are not laughable.

Rear Ended directed by Uncle Milty, features continues hot and heavy sex scenes.  However, a sexier cast would have livened things up a bit.  You could do better, like with the Caught From Behind series, and you could do worse.  But, then again, I guess the ends justify the means.