What we have here is a High Concept -- Tom Byron does 13 porn princesses in one sitting -- that never quite gels in its execution.

First the girls suck him, then he tongues their hindquarters, then he fucks them, then he sodomizes about half of them. If it sounds a bit methodical, that's only because it is.

Truth be told, most of this tape never comes to a full boil. Sure, there are a few fiery moments, depending on the performance skills of the particular girl Byron is plugging. But such instances are few and far between, as exemplified by the monotonous mid-tempo music that drones on the soundtrack throughout.

In the end, of course, our boy shoots off as all 13 fillies crowd around him, vying for a drop or two of his precious elixir. And damn if Byron doesn't manage to nail most of 'em. It's arguably the most impressive moment in the vid.