With a cast that reads like a United Nations of rappers, Private Dancer curries favor with elegance but dances around the penetration shot like a state's witness at the John Gotti trial.

A brunette named Ivy Crystal is the lynchpin in all of the sex scenes, either as an onlooker or participant in an assemblage of mini-gangbangs, café tours, faux bondage, reverse cowgirl thrusts and side-saddle anals.

Lensed beautifully, but low on the totem pole of those deliciously exquisite anal shots we know and love.