From three-ways to five-ways; drop-dead girls and fabulous scenery, whadya expect, it's a Private video! So what if it's dubbed, then narrated on top of that; the story, basically a soap opera, is silly as hell and downright convoluted.

If it's complexity your customers want, let them try to sort out all the tangled limbs and d.p's. Blondes, redheads, brunettes, there's a delicious babe for every taste... almost. You'd think that in Africa, they could've found a black woman.