How Wanda Curtis factors into this tape isn't entirely clear, but the fact that Pierre Woodman has the ability to talk just about any girl into taking it up the ass and liking it is amazingly apparent. Although occasionally a wee bit creepy, Woodward's auditions of seven pretty girls - including a set of twins - seeking successful modeling careers is always absorbing.

Although universally disinterested in other girls or finding their G-Spot through their butts, by the time Private has turned them into glamorous sex starlets, they're slipping Herculean cocks up their backsides with the best of them. Bonus points for blasphemy when Stephany Steel dresses up like a nun and spreads her legs, if not the Good Word.

Those seeking girls on the rag will be delighted to know that two auditioning models are wearing tampons. The only thing holding this back from a higher rating is that despite her name in the title, Curtis is MIA. Weird.