Five scenes of solid Euro-smut from the longtime masters of the genre.

As cool jazz plays over the establishing shot, Madame is sitting at her dressing table, blonde hair cascading down her shoulders and boobs overflowing her oh-so-designer bra, and her maid comes in and helps her take off the bra and they're doing a little sisterly boob comparison when a guy comes around the corner (probably a servant too, he's wearing white gloves). He looks a little sheepish, but they beckon him to join them and he does and you really get the feeling this is what happens in France or wherever the hell this is because it's so damn natural, even if Gazzman is a Scot he gets it. The maid tongue-teases the guy through his trousers so when they finally open 'em up he's rock-hard, and they take turns playing gobble the dick and squeeze it between your tits. Madame even lets the maid climb on it first because she's egalitarian, or maybe because the maid has bigger tits or something, and it's fucky-sucky all the way until the guy has Madame bent over in doggie and the maid is rubbing those humungo knockers on Madame's upturned ass and pulling the dick out of Madame for a little sucking action. He finally pulls out and goes splooey all over the maid's tits and Madame's ass, and he groans, and you're a little spent yourself.

It keeps going like this for another hour and change. Like busty Emma Leigh stabling her horse in skin-tight riding breeches and gapped-open white blouse before strutting over and lip-locking a denim-overalled stud as she rubs his crotch before kneeling down to savor what's in there in a scene that has the casual feel of a real quickie. Ella Hughes' sundappled bucolic picnic is interrupted by a gardener with a weedwhacker, and Aïda Sweet's private self-love session in a disabled car on a rural side road is interrupted by a passing mechanic ... add your own "tool" joke here.

Surgically unaltered performers, no dialogue to speak of and no credits for the guys, whoever they are. No-frills, white-hot Euro-porn. Handle with tongs. Recommended.